A woman was walking down the street when she was confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop chocolate years ago", the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."
The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate."
11 comments:
I have always liked that one!
I love it. I had to tell Paul this one. He needs to know what I do is for him.
I got that on an email from my cousin and I sent it to Heidi...did she send it to you? I thought it was pretty funny!! BTW..I was looking through my husbands high school yearbook today and I came across your picture! I didn't know you graduated with him!? Small world!
LOL!! That's a good one!! Yeah, they don't see the importance of any of our nEeDs!!! :0)
FUNNY!
That is halarious!!!
Love it!
That's awesome! I REALLY need to show that to my husband since he complains sometimes about how much I spend on shopping and getting my hair done!
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IM NOT SURE OF YOUR EMAIL, I GOT MY TABLE AT OCTOPUS GARDEN, ITS LIKE A WAREHOUSE JUST FULL OF DIFFERENT KIND OF FURNITURE, SO I DONT KNOW IF THEY WOULD HAVE IT OR NOT. ITS ON HIGLEY AND MCKELLIPS NEXT TO THE CHEVRON. I HONESTLY DONT EVEN REMEMBER HOW MUCH IT WAS, BUT IT WAS PRETTY REASONABLE OR SEAN WOULDNT HAVE LET ME GET IT!!!
I LOVE TO ACCENT WITH BLACK, THEY HAVE SOME NICE THINGS, I THINK ITS AT LEAST WORTH GOING AND LOOKING AT!! GOOD LUCK! WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER, I THINK THE LAST TIME WE DID ANYTHING WAS WHEN WE WENT TO UTAH THAT ONE TIME, REMEMBER THAT?? I TELL HEATHER ALL THE TIME THAT I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU AND ROCKY GOT MARRIED, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU GUYS LIKED EACH OTHER!!! WEIRD HOW THINGS WORK OUT HUH?!
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